Structured overreaction
The Panic Meter
A zero-to-100 reading that separates ordinary concern from a full sports-radio emergency.
100Maximum
reasonable
alarm
reasonable
alarm
How it works
How each edition earns its verdict.
- 01
Recent results and performance versus expectation carry the greatest weight.
- 02
Injuries affect competitive context but are never treated as a joke.
- 03
Schedule, disruption, expectations, and historic fan anxiety complete the score.
- 04
Every score comes with a plain-language explanation of what moved the meter.
Numbers first, theatrical interpretation second.