The Damage Report

The Chicago Bears beat the Philadelphia Eagles 27-7 at Soldier Field on Monday Night Football, and the offense belonged to Case Keenum, the Bears’ third-string quarterback, who started because Caleb Williams was injured. Keenum had not played in a regular-season game since 2023. He completed 24 of 34 passes for 247 yards and two touchdowns, then scored a third on a one-yard sneak.

The Eagles arrived 2-0 and left 2-1. Philadelphia’s defeat style is an emergency town hall, and this one has a full agenda.

When This Stopped Being Competitive

Chicago opened with a touchdown drive that ended in Keenum’s eight-yard pass to Luther Burden III, and a Cairo Santos field goal made it 10-0. Jalen Hurts sneaked in on the final play of the half, which made it 10-7 and briefly made the night look like a game.

The second half settled it. Santos added a 48-yard field goal, and Keenum hit Kalif Raymond on a 13-yard pass that turned into a 41-yard touchdown after a breakdown in the Eagles’ secondary. That made it 20-7 midway through the third quarter. T.J. Edwards intercepted Hurts late in the period, and Keenum finished the job with a one-yard sneak that capped a 13-play drive of more than eight minutes. Chicago won the second half 17-0.

The Adults in the Room

Keenum’s line was clean. He did not throw an interception, and the Bears listed his passer rating at 110.8. Raymond caught six passes for 90 yards and the long touchdown. The defense did the rest, producing three takeaways, holding Hurts to a 64.2 passer rating, and limiting Philadelphia to 2 of 9 on third down, according to the Bears.

Saquon Barkley ran 15 times for 82 yards, so the ground game was not the problem. That is the uncomfortable part. The Eagles had a workable answer on the ground and could not build anything around it.

People Having a Difficult Morning

Hurts finished 16 of 25 for 153 yards and an interception, and Philadelphia gave the ball away three times without taking it once. Head coach Nick Sirianni took responsibility afterward, saying the loss belonged to everyone, that nobody had coached or played well, and that he had to look at himself first.

The Eagles’ only points came on the last play of the first half. By Tuesday morning, sports radio in Philadelphia will have converted a Week 3 result into a referendum.

How Much Should We Overreact?

Not much, but not zero. It is Week 3, Philadelphia is 2-1, Chicago is 2-1, and one Monday night does not decide either season. It does give the Eagles a full week of questions about turnovers and third downs, and it reminds the Bears that a backup plan is allowed to be boring.

The Desk Has Ruled

Desk ruling: Philadelphia’s Fourth-Quarter Competence grades F. Chicago won the final quarter 7-0 on Keenum’s sneak, and the Eagles finished a night of three turnovers and a 2-for-9 day on third down without a point after halftime. The Bears’ backup plan did not need to be brilliant. It needed to be boring, and Philadelphia kept supplying the material.